Thursday, May 26, 2011

Contemplating Weight Gain...

Solution to determine true fatness or if ya need new Mirrors....
 
Get a tape measure (preferably dressmaker cloth variety), and hold the end up in your armpit  with same hand/arm while pulling down measurerer with your free hand... Measure down to the upper tip of your hip bone. (BTW... if you can still feel ur hip bone, ur fine - End) ...
 Take the resulting measurement and divide in thirds (roughly) and locate the point that equates to 1/3 of the total measurement between top of hip bone pointing vertical... unless you can't stand (AT this point, again I say - End). Using ur bloody tape measure yet again, measure the circumference around the height of your body chosen by the last measurement. Wa La... You've just measured your waste (freudian slip, *burp Waist)... You have one... and are lean enough to do this excercise. and speaking of that, ya just burned 32.5 calories in the process! Good for you!

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